Live from the North Pole. Barely.
Jaded Santa
Overworked. Under-cookied.
Three hundred-something years on the job. One night a year. Not a single day off. He still delivers. He just has some notes.
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He’d like a word.
Short videos from the busiest man in the world about the busiest season of the year. He has thoughts on all of it.
- Doorbell cameras
- Dry cookies
- Christmas music in October
- Houses with no chimney
- The reindeer
- The mail. So much mail.
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From his desk
A few things he’d like you to know
He’s not mad. He’s just been doing this a very long time.
Re: the cookies
He has eaten more cookies than anyone alive. He can tell when they’re store-bought. He eats them anyway.
Re: the mail
He reads every letter. Every single one. Yes, even the ones that just say “see attached.”
Re: your house
No chimney? He’ll figure it out. He always does. He’ll just mention it.
Re: Thanksgiving
One day. That’s all he asks. Let the man eat his pie before you start the music.
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